Thursday, May 15, 2014

Ladbrokes make Lib Dems clear favourites to hold Bath at the general election

An encouraging story for you from The Bath Chronicle:
The Liberal Democrats are rock solid favourites to hang on to the Bath seat at next year’s general election, according to bookmaker Ladbrokes. 
The firm is the first to release odds for the constituency currently held by Don Foster, who is retiring at the May 7 poll. 
Ladbrokes has given recently-selected candidate Steve Bradley odds of 1/16 on, with Conservative Ben Howlett second at 6/1.

Chairman of the Independent Schools Association wins Snob of the Day

Last November Robert McCartney, chairman of the National Grammar Schools Association, won our Snob of the Day Award for his suggestion that:
"Many, many parents from deprived areas, including what is generally called the dependency classes, are essentially not particularly interested in any form of academic education. Their interests are directed towards pop culture, sports."
Today that award goes to Richard Walden, chairman of the Independent Schools Association.

He wins it because, according to the Daily Telegraph:
The state education system is producing a generation of "amoral" children who fail to understand the difference between right and wrong, according to a leading private school headmaster.
Walden does have something important and sensible to say about state schools being forced to concentrate too much on their place in the league tables. But there are plenty of examination mills in the private sector too, so it is foolish in the extreme to reduce this debate to one of state vs private education.

What lies behind his remarks, besides simple snobbery, is hard cash. Outside the South-East of England, many private schools are struggling. Parents are short of money and the state sector, with its academies and free schools, is looking more attractive to them these days.

Which is probably why you will find this in the Telegraph report:
He also calls on the Government to provide taxpayer-funded places at private schools to address a shortage of provision in the state education system, particularly for primary-age pupils. 
This would provide a less "risky" alternative to the creation of new free schools - state institutions run independently of local council control - following a series of high-profile failures in recent months, he suggests. 
"I do not believe it is necessary for government to pour millions into trying to establish new schools in many areas where there are already good independent schools," he says. "A new school is risky: it takes time to develop the ethos you want and initially it may not work. 
"If politicians would take courage and channel funds into placing pupils at already well-established independent schools, they would know in advance the likely outcomes for the pupils."
So how do you persuade the struggling upper middle classes to keep paying school fees? Easy. You try to spread the idea that all state schools turn our amoral children, that's how.

How Lord Bonkers dealt with Nick Clegg's spot of teenage arson

As John Humphrys has woken up to the Nick Clegg teenage arson story only seven years after the rest of us, I thought I would republish this entry from Lord Bonkers' Diary:
Tuesday 
The pride and joy of my gardener Meadowcroft is his collection of rare hairy cacti. He gathers them from the arid south of Rutland and tends them in the way that a particularly attentive she wolf looks after her whelps. 
I well remember his fury when a young whipper-snapper from Westminster School burnt down the glasshouse where he keeps them. My first reaction was to hand the lad over to the Proper Authorities, but learning that he was some sort of nephew of my (how shall I put it?) old friend Moura Budberg, I relented and dealt with the matter myself. I informed the errant youth that he would work for Meadowcroft until he had made full and proper restitution for the loss of the aforementioned prickly crop. 
Over the years Nick Clegg (for it was he) has had himself elected to the European Parliament and the Commons, but he still comes to the Hall regularly to do odd jobs. (What with compound interest and the strength of the Rutland pound, debts can take a long time to pay off.) 
This afternoon Meadowcroft and I find Clegg perched on a garden seat writing a speech. “Never mind being a scholard,” says my favourite horticulturalist, belabouring him with a broom, “get out and sweep up they leaves.” “I think Clegg has just left his comfort zone,” I observe as he rushes out to work in the garden.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Secrets of the Hammersmith and City Line



You may also enjoy the District, the Central, the Jubilee, the Northern, the Bakerloo, the Piccadilly and the Victoria.

Then again, you may not.

An out-of-town superstore is bad news for Market Harborough

"Tesco is set to get the go-ahead for a superstore on the edge of Market Harborough," reports the Leicester Mercury. The paper says Harborough District Council's planning officers have recommended approval of the scheme.

I think this is bad news for the town. As I blogged last September:
It's not that I am a rabid opponent of supermarkets. I do a lot of my shopping in them and believe that Market Harborough is thriving because it has a good balance of national chains and small local shops. 
When I was a councillor more than one older voter told me that in the 1950s and 1960s the old town council had done its best to keep supermarkets and new business out because councillors feared they would force up wages. Such was the dominance of the town shopkeepers on that council that I can quite believe it. 
But that was a long time ago and the balance of shops Market Harborough enjoys today can easily be destabilised. And if there is a large supermarket in Rockingham Road then the people who shop there may never see the town centre at all. 
People are asking whether Market Harborough needs another supermarket. But these national chains know there business very well and I suspect this new store is aimed chiefly at the people who come into Market Harborough to do their main weekly shop. I find it hard to believe that the people who live in the pleasant new houses that ring Corby, for instance, shop in that town. 
So a new supermarket in the Rockingham Road will keep those shoppers out of the town centre and away from all the other shops. Far from creating jobs, as is claimed, it may end up destroying them.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Work on rewilding the Welland continues


Read more about the project - the concrete weir you will see if you follow that link no longer exists.

The "right to be forgotten" is a worrying development

The Guardian reports:
The top European court has backed the "right to be forgotten" and said Google must delete "inadequate, irrelevant or no longer relevant" data from its results when a member of the public requests it.
Is this workable? Will judges' idea of what is relevant be the same as that of the wider public? And, most importantly, will it be members of the public who make most use of this power?

The press release from the Court of Justice of the European Union that accompanies the judgment does allow for the idea that those in power should find it harder to use this new right:
However, inasmuch as the removal of links from the list of results could, depending on the information at issue, have effects upon the legitimate interest of internet users potentially interested in having access to that information, the Court holds that a fair balance should be sought in particular between that interest and the data subject’s fundamental rights, in particular the right to privacy and the right to protection of personal data. 
The Court observes in this regard that, whilst it is true that the data subject’s rights also override, as a general rule, that interest of internet users, this balance may however depend, in specific cases, on the nature of the information in question and its sensitivity for the data subject’s private life and on the interest of the public in having that information, an interest which may vary, in particular, according to the role played by the data subject in public life.
Nevertheless, it is public figures who have the money to employ the sort of lawyers Google will take notice of. So it is public figures who are most likely to benefit from the "right to be forgotten".

Indeed, public figures already have some power to censor Google searches. Type in the name of a Labour peer who has been in the news recently and on page two of the results you will see this...


I suppose I should declare an interest here. My Comment is Free piece a couple of days ago relied heavily on my memories of half-forgotten scandals and Google. Laughing at the sins and follies of the wealthy is one of the things the internet was made for, as well as being one of the traditional consolations of the poor.

Do we really want to see an end to that? Must we now respect public figures no matter how badly they behave?

I was alarmed to see Sarah Ludford welcoming the court's decision in the Guardian. But, as is entirely appropriate, when you look at the report now her name as entirely disappeared.

We had better get used to it.

Muswell Hill family shell-shocked as tortoise who defied Hitler comes back from the dead

The Ham & High Broadway wins our Headline of the Day Award.

The judges asked me to give an Honourable Mention to the Leicester Mercury for:

Friends go naked for charity in memory of 'inspirational' horse rider killed in accident

Monday, May 12, 2014

Nuclear flask collision test in 1984



At the start of the month I showed you a nuclear flask train passing Appledore in Kent.

The safety of these trains used to be a major concern of environmentalists. I remember one group standing on a suburban platform as one trundled past and waving a cardboard tube at it. They then said they could have been terrorists with a rocket launcher and this proved these workings should be stopped at once.

So in 1984 the nuclear and rail authorities decided to stage a mock accident it which a derailed flask was hit by a locomotive going at full tilt.

The collision took place on the Old Dalby test track in Leicestershire - part of the old Midland line from Melton Mowbray to Nottingham.

As you will see from this video, the flask survived pretty much unscathed. 46009 was not so lucky.

Roger Helmer and clubbing baby seals

Having advertised this blog as a source of information on the career of Roger Helmer, I had better pass on a link kindly sent to me by a reader.

In 2006 the Lincolnshire blogger Fair Deal Phil reported that Helmer (still a Conservative MEP in those days) had written to a schoolgirl supporting the clubbing of baby seals.

You may dismiss this as a minor point, but seals can come surprisingly far inland. My mother and late stepfather saw them following their boat on the Witham above Boston. And the same reader tells me that they have been seen on the Trent only a couple of miles below the centre of Newark.

Who knows? Seals could emerge as a major issue in the by-election.

Comment is Free: Will community service hurt Silvio Berlusconi's image more than prison?

I have a piece on the Guardian website today looking at celebrities and community service, occasioned be the sentence given to Silvio Berlusconi:
He will be working with elderly patients, among whom a classic test for judging confusion is to ask who the prime minister is. Unless the doctor is well briefed, answering "The last time I took an interest, it was that guy mopping the floor" could lead to misdiagnosis.

Happy St Pancras Day


Today, 12 May, is St Pancras Day. As I said two years ago, it really should be a public holiday in the East Midlands.

That post will tell you all about St Pancras himself, so this time allow me to draw attention to St Pancras Old Church, which you will find close to the railway station.

Its website has details of its public lecture series and its restoration appeal:
The church is one of the oldest sites of Christian worship in London. The altar houses a 7th century altar stone and medieval fabric survives although much of the visible church dates from 1848. It retains its rural character, surrounded by a Victorian park and historic burial grounds housing the tombs of John Soane, Mary Wollstonecraft and many others of note. 
Ancient drains threaten the longevity of this picturesque Grade II* listed building and last year the St Pancras Old Church Appeal was launched to raise urgent funds to build new drains and repair cracks in the stone walls.

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Six of the Best 436

Labour has given up trying to win votes from the Conservatives, says Mark Pack on Liberal Democrat Voice.

"In one of the richest countries in the world 2.4 million of our children are living in homes with problem debt with an additional 2.9 million families with dependent children having struggled to pay their bills over the past 12 months." Linda Jack, also on Lib Dem Voice, has been to the launch of the Children Society campaign The Debt Trap.

Birkdale Focus looks at The Liberal Canvasser's Guide from 1929.

Once the fourth-largest lake in the world, the Aral Sea in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan is now a toxic desert littered with rusting ships and plagued with lung-choking dust storms, says Ella Morton on Slate's Atlas Obscura blog.

Psychogeographic Review watches The London Nobody Knows: "It was made by Norman Cohen in 1968, but rather than presenting yet another montage of ‘swinging’ London and Carnaby Street, his film seemed to capture an older, grimier London, albeit one that was fast-disappearing."

York Stories shows some ghost signs in the city - including one on what was my favourite chip shop when I was a student.

Eurovision: The British public did not put Conchita Wurst first

Steerpike blogs for the Spectator:
There has been plenty of progressive backslapping this morning because Britain was one of the many countries to award the full 12 points to the bearded Austrian drag act Conchita Wurst in Saturday night’s Eurovision Song Contest. We showed those bigots over in Eastern Europe and Russia a thing or two, the chatterati say. 
Mr S hates to be a party-pooper, but he has news for you. The British public actually voted for some Polish girls in milkmaid outfits, seductively churning butter and cleaning clothes. ... 
The blushes of our progressive elite were spared by the suspiciously complex voting system. There is a 50/50 split between unelected and unaccountable judges and the votes of the public; Poland topped the UK’s public voting tally, but were awarded zero points by the UK overall because the unelected judges ranked Poland 25th.
You can see the voting figures for yourself on the Eurovision results page.
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R.E.M.: Radio Free Europe



Like a lot of people, I discovered R.E.M. through their early nineties albums Out of Time and Automatic for the People which, like David Letterman, I bought on vinyl. I bought a lot of their subsequent CDs after that, hoping they would be as good. Though there were some great individual tracks, they never were.

My theory is that some bands can be spoilt by success in that they have to come up with songs that sounds good in stadiums. The same thing happened to Queen - I prefer their early witty records to their later bombastic ones.

Researching R.E.M.'s back catalogue proved more rewarding and Radio Free Europe was the first track on their first LP Murmur. (I once worked with someone who was in a band named Murmur after that LP. He was distinctly miffed when people like me started to jump on the R.E.M. bandwagon.)

Note how large an LP looks to modern eyes and that Michael Stipe had hair in those days.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Roy Hattersley wrote possibly the worst book review ever

I greatly enjoyed Paddy Ashdown's autobiography A Fortunate Life, and it is no criticism of the book to say that the middle part dealing with his time as an MP and then Liberal Democrat leader is the least interesting.

This is because the early chapters on his childhood and service in the Marines, and the later chapters on Bosnia, are riveting.

But how did Roy Hattersley open his New Statesman review of the book in 2009?
Readers who are interested in politics ought to begin Paddy Ashdown’s autobiography on page 155.
That's how.

When some Church of England congregations were divided by sex

I have a soft spot for All Saints, Margaret Street, which is an extraordinary Victorian church just to the north of Oxford Street. It is so High it makes the Pope look like a Strict Baptist.

Recently the blog Ordinariate Pilgrim wrote about it and cast some light on an aspect of High Anglicanism of which I was not aware:
About fifty years ago “gender segregation” came to an end at All Saints’, Margaret Street, in London’s West End. For many years the congregation had divided, male and female, on either side of the nave in the front part of the church. This had been one of those examples of ‘correctness’ which the Catholic revival in the Church of England, the ‘Oxford Movement’, had sought to encourage. 
In the early 60′s I went with my aunt to the celebration of Candlemas on 2nd February. Although the custom of separation had been given up I seem to remember that she was the only woman sitting on our side of the church.

Friday, May 09, 2014

Birmingham: The great working city



I have spent most of this week in the press office at my employers' annual conference in Birmingham.

Every time I visit the city I am struck by how friendly and helpful Brummies are. In my experience only the people of Newcastle upon Tyne can rival them for this.

I did look for a video of the canals around the International Convention Centre to post as a tribute to Birmingham, but could not find one that was entirely suitable. So instead, here is a lecture on the history of the city by that great Brummie Professor Carl Chinn.

All-women shortlists, Nick Clegg and equality

I am not one of those who will be outraged by Nick Clegg's suggestion that the Liberal Democrats should bring in all-women shortlists for some parliamentary candidate selections.

As I blogged last October, I have come round to the idea myself - if only because of the shortcomings of our current efforts to get more Lib Dem women elected to Westminster.

And really there is more to my change of heart than that. I feel more strongly about such equality issues than I did a few years ago. Society has changed, but I think I have too.

But having said all that, reading a piece on the Guardian website this evening by Miranda Green makes we want to enter a couple of caveats.

The first that the number of women getting into parliament is not the only measure of equality: there is also the question of how they fare when they get there.

If the debate over whether the Lib Dems should bring in all-women shortlists is going to be spun as progressive Clegg against a reactionary party, we have to ask what Nick Clegg has done in this direction as party leader. There have, to take one example, been no Lib Dem women appointed to the Cabinet since the Coalition was formed.

The second caveat is to point out that the underrepresentation of women is not the only equality of issue we have to look at - a point neatly illustrated by the fact that Miranda (whose television appearances I greatly admire) attended the same expensive private school as Nick Clegg.

The increasing estrangement between leading politicians and the voting public is in part a question of social class. Politics is increasingly becoming a profession like any other, and one that requires the connections that only the children of wealthy parents can have.

So if the introduction of all-women shortlists merely leads to the selection of the daughters of such families rather than the sons, I shall not greet the outcome with much enthusiasm. These shortlists would have to be part of a wider movement to change the party and to change politics.

Happy 80th birthday to Alan Bennett



To celebrate his 80th birthday, here is a strikingly youthful Alan Bennett performing one of the headmaster's monologues from his first play.

Forty Years On, with its combination of high culture, nostalgia and corny jokes, has always appealed to me.

For a portrait of Bennett today, watch his interview with Mark Lawson.