Sunday, June 07, 2020

Nazareth: This Flight Tonight



When I bought Joni Mitchell's album Blue I was surprised to find that I already knew one of the tracks.

Nazareth, a Scottish band who were heavy but not too heavy to alarm the charts, had a hit with This Flight Tonight in 1973.

I remember it as being less upfront than this, but maybe reception on Radio Luxembourg wasn't so good.

The band's vocalist was Dan McCafferty, while their lead guitarist Manny Charlton once walked to Market Harborough to further his career.

Saturday, June 06, 2020

Lord Bonkers' Diary: "When they asked for something heavy I thought they meant T.H. Green"

I appear to have stolen the joke about a particular gentlemen's XI turning up a man short from Peter Tinniswood. In my experience, the key to being an original writer is to steal from a wide variety of authors. Alfred, for instance, long ago wandered in from A.A. Milne's Toad of Toad Hall.

Saturday

In any normal summer I would be away with my cricket XI taking on Plaid Cymru, Mebyon Kernow or the Gentlemen of Surrey (who often turn up at least one man short). As it is, I am stuck here at the Hall watching that splendid carthorse Alfred drag the roller across my own pitch. “When they asked for something heavy I thought they meant T.H. Green” he remarks morosely. 

As evening falls, I ask the local bats – I don’t mean batsmen but those little fellows with wings who squeak and hang upside down – if they have the inside track on the virus. The exchange proves something of a disappointment: despite a carefully tuned ear trumpet, I am unable to hear a word they say.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

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Friday, June 05, 2020

St Lawrence, Castle Rising


This mighty Norfolk church was heavily restored in the 19th century, but there's still much to enjoy.

What Michael Gove and Theresa Villiers told consumers and farmers about food standards

If anything can make middle England rise up against the Conservatives, I suspect it is lying to Countryfile.

Lord Bonkers' Diary: A six pack of Smithson & Greaves


I'll be interested to see what Lord Bonkers makes of the Thornhill review. My own view is that it managed to sound more far-reaching and hard-hitting than it really was and I can't see the old boy agreeing that changes to party structures are the key to success in the future. He is more one for breaking out the exploding Focus leaflets.

Friday

To Mr Patel’s convenience store and newsagent’s in the village. I arrive to find the suitably spaced queue tailing back as far as the lychgate of St Asquith’s. We are all there with but one purpose in view: acquiring a copy of the admirable Dorothy Thornhill’s review of the Liberal Democrats’ 2019 general election campaign. 

As we shuffle forwards the early birds emerge from the shop perusing their copies and gasping or chuckling over what they find there. I spot some Well-Behaved Orphans ahead of me and send them packing – I’m not facing Matron if I they have nightmares after I’ve allowed them to buy a copy. 

Finally I reach the shop and its counter and secure one of the last copies, along with a six pack of Smithson & Greaves Northern Bitter. (It tastes better from the wood, but what can one do in these strange times?)

I then recline upon a bench beside the village green, open a can and settle down to see how Freddie and Fiona come out of the debacle. I find it is Not Terribly Well.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

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A reminder of Leicester's absurd one-party state


Well done to Leicester's Liberal Democrat councillor Nigel Porter. The Leicester Mercury reports that has secured a donation of 2000 facial masks that will be distributed through shops in his Aylestone ward.

His achievement gives me that chance to mention again how absurd the city's politics have become.

For not only is Nigel Leicester's only Lib Dem councillor: he is its only opposition councillor. Labour holds 53 of the 54 seats on the city council.

I'm not a fan of the mayoral system, but where it does operate the council that holds the mayor to account must be elected by a proportional system. That will ensure a reasonable representation of opposition parties, even at a time when the mayor's party is dominant.

At last year's all-out city elections Labour secured an impressive 65 per cent of the vote, but that shouldn't have won them 98 per cent of the councillors.

And ultimately those councillors are whipped by the city mayor Sir Peter Soulsby, whose performance they are meant to be scrutinising.

I made this point on Twitter after the 2015 elections, where the Conservatives and Lib Dems each returned a single councillor. Rory Palmer, then the city's deputy mayor, tweeted in reply that it was "absurd to question [the] system".

He later overcame his objection to proportional systems sufficiently to allow him to serve in the European parliament.

Thursday, June 04, 2020

Another Liberal cricket journalist: Frank Keating

Two of my favourite cricket journalists, John Arlott and Alan Gibson, were Liberal Party general election candidates.

To them I can add Frank Keating, who was never a candidate but did act as campaign manager to Grenville Jones.

The story begins, as Keating once wrote in the Guardian, in the "one-room, one-man Leominster branch office of the Hereford Times in 1958":

"Keating, boyo, I'm North Hereford's new Liberal candidate: I'm going to make you - and you're going to make me."

And so, mutually, we each contrived to do so. There was no official Lib organisation; the Tories were landslidingly first, the rest nowhere. Grenville's first target was to do better than the Libs in South Hereford, considered winnable, where Robin Day was Liberal candidate. 
 
We were to do better, and comfortably; the supercilious townee Day was out of his element on the rustic hustings, whilst alongside him at joint meetings, off-the-cuff Grenville would have the smocks rocking and rolling in agreement and mirth in the cattle-aisles and among the pig-pens.

This star-struck young reporter played his part. Grenville would telephone from London with his variety of opinions - anything from the National Farmers Union's local fatstock prices to the end-of-the-monarchy or Kenya's Mau-Mau - and, shamelessly, I would patch-in these matters of policy into reports of non-existent meetings around the constituency, invariably "packed-out and enthralled"

According to my new favourite publication, Liberal/Liberal Democrat candidates in parliamentary elections in the West Midland Region 1945-2015, the local association in Leominster declined to readopt him as candidate because his lifestyle did not meet with the approval of its straitlaced members and officers.

Jones, who had already fought the Isle of Ely in 1950, next turned up as the Liberal candidate in Tavistock at the 1964 general election.

By then Keating was working in outside broadcasts for ITV in London:

"I could now officially be called "campaign manager." The Olympic Games were in the offing in Japan, and I had mates in the graphics department doctor huge posters showing star athletes lunging to breast the tape - with Jones's face superimposed and the legend announcing 'A Gold For Grenville'. In one weekend, we must have pasted up more than a thousand.
 
The Tories were rattled - but, of course, hung on to win. Grenville, gloriously, took the silver again."

Jones, who later joined the Labour Party, became a pioneering political consultant, with clients including the imprisoned Nelson Mandela.

When Frank Keating died in 2013, his Guardian obituary said:

Few modern sports writers have brought alive sporting people, past and present, champions and also-rans, as Keating did. Few have written with such sympathy, able to laugh with them, not at them, at the same time minting fresh, inventive phraseology. He created a new language for the nation's sporting press. He was unique, and beloved by contemporaries, who saw his writing skills and awards as a guiding path for their own.

Lord Bonkers' Diary: I now resemble a beatnik

The work of running a great estate must go on, virus or no virus.

Thursday

How are you finding lockdown? My hair has remained uncut for so long that I now resemble a beatnik, while my moustache is now so wide that there are rooms at the Hall I am no longer able to enter. If this goes on much longer I shall have to call the builders in and have the doorways widened. 

However, I have not let lockdown keep me from Estate business. Consulting a ready reckoner, I find that the distance of two metres we are supposed to keep from one another equates to something a little north of six feet: in other words, the height of a good county seamer. 

Not having one to hand, I have erred on the safe side and kept well clear of my tenants while addressing them through a loudhailer and offering advice on the farming tasks in which they happen to be engaged. 

Looking through my field glasses, I can see they appreciate the gesture – indeed, they often make gestures of their own in return.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

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President Obama at Stonehenge

 

Remember. It is not so long since our political leaders were civilised human beings.

This too shall pass.

Spanish porn actor arrested over fatal toad venom ceremony



The judges were unanimous. Today Headline of the Day Award goes to the Guardian.

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

The remains of the Thames and Severn Canal



This video explores the substantial remains of the Thames and Severn Canal.

Fully opened in 1789, it ran from the Thames at Lechlade to the Stroudwater Navigation near Stroud, which linked it with the Severn.

Water supply was always a problem on its summit level, and competition from the railways led to its closure throughout by 1933.

The Cotswold Canals Trust is working towards its restoration but, as this video shows, has a long way to go.

Lord Bonkers' Diary: Proper subjects such as Hard Sums

As a single honours graduate in philosophy I share Lord Bonkers' scepticism about the philosophy, politics and economics degrees that so many of our rulers hold. 

I may have described it to him at dinner last night as "dabbler's degree". He did not demur.

Wednesday

Yet another discussion of PPE on the news. I turn off my wireless and dictate my editorial for the High Leicestershire Radical. 

I point out that there are far too many PPE graduates in politics nowadays and that the results of this are deleterious. For it is a dabbler’s degree, giving the holder the ability to opine glibly on subjects they know next to nothing about. 

What we need are politicians with degrees in proper subjects such as Hard Sums. Then we would have a sporting change of getting a government that is able to get our doctors and nurses the protective equipment they need when treating people who have this wretched virus.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

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A wicker rabbit


I miss the Shropshire hills.

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

Lord Bonkers' Diary: The former has upped sticks to Seattle and the latter has fled to China

Today Lord Bonkers turns to the Coalition, which is younger readers may remember. Incidentally, he met Clegg last year just before he began his new job in the US.

Tuesday

Do you remember the Coalition? I have memories of it, though it might be more accurate to speak of "flashbacks". 

Whenever I questioned their actions, Clegg and Alexander assured me they were making Britain a better place to live. Yet now I find that the former has upped sticks to Seattle and the latter has fled to China. 

You may feel that rather gives the game away.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

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Six of the Best 931

Simon Beard explains the importance of compassion in the public health response to the current pandemic: "The impact of Covid-19 on people’s mental health will depend greatly on how we respond to it. That is why a group of psychologists and I have put together a briefing note through the Association of Liberal Democrat Engineers and Scientists arguing how we could combine health, education and social policy interventions to form a a compassion based approach to recovery and resilience."

"The difficulty in sustaining the assertion that Corbyn might have won, if 'Blairite' officials had not sabotaged the campaign, is that in 2019 Corbyn controlled every part of the party machine, and led Labour to an ignominious defeat." Nick Cohen explains the Corbynites' need to believe their man was betrayed.

"Safeguarding cannot be effective in a Church where the interests and loyalties of clubs and networks predominate over values of justice and truth. The shepherds cannot protect the sheep while occupied by feasting." Janet Fife examines the sexual politics of the Church of England.

For a child, being carefree is intrinsic to a well-lived life argues Luara Ferracioli.

I loved Terry Nation's Seventies TV series Survivors and it seems newly relevant today. Alwyn Turner looks at the political debates that were central to it.

Dorian Lynskey on the apocalyptic appeal of W.B. Yeats's The Second Coming.

Monday, June 01, 2020

Lord Bonkers' Diary: "It's like a peach, dearie"


You join us for another week at Bonkers Hall. When Lord Bonkers wrote this entry it was not publicly known that Brian May had been seriously ill. But I should report, in fairness to the old boy, that he remarked at the time: "Buttock injuries can be awkward things. You should always take a buttock seriously."

Monday

Ever since Dr Brian May, lead guitarist of The Queen, caused terrible damage to his glutei maximi in what has been described as a “bizarre gardening accident” I have been inundated with letters enquiring after the health of my own gardener Meadowcroft. Is, they ask, everything tickety-boo in the bottom department? 

This presents me with a difficult problem. Even if the rules on social distancing (which we are observing to the letter here at the Hall) allowed it, one can hardly go up to a chap and ask him how his buttocks are. Normally I would settle such questions by asking the headmaster of one of our leading public schools to secrete himself in my shrubbery, observe Meadowcroft surreptitiously and then give his opinion, but that avenue is closed to me at present. 

Yesterday I hit upon the idea of consulting the Wise Woman of Wing by Zoom and asking her to view the bottom in question remotely through the use of magic. This morning I receive her opinion: "It’s like a peach, dearie, and that’ll be 7/6." Well, it’s reassuring to know and at least it was cheaper than asking the Elves of Rockingham Forest.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

Candid portraits of West Midlands Liberal and Lib Dem candidates

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Researching my post on Wallace Lawler and the Birmingham Ladywood by-election, I came across a remarkable document online.


It gives a brief biography of each candidate in Who's Who style, but also a character sketch. These are often bracingly candid - so much so that I would hesitate to quote some of them here.

Among those I can quote is my former landlord in Sutton Coldfield, Jim Whorwood. He is described as a "party stalwart from 1950s; meticulous keeper of records and election information; respected for his integrity, serious minded approach, sense of humour and capacity for hard work".

I remember saying to one of the SDP candidates in the May 1982 local elections: "I love the Liberals. Jim does all this work and he has no hope of reward."

That shows how much I knew. In 2001 he was elected Lord Mayor of Birmingham.

Our PPC in those days was Edward Hooper, who is described as "noted for [his] courteous, unassuming demeanour".

For a taste of Mr King when he has the bit between his teeth, try him on Robin Day, who fought Hereford for the Liberals in 1959:

Day was said to have been of a cantankerous personality, difficult to work with, with few if any real intimate friends, though he had a myriad of superficial acquaintances. He lacked a genuine sense of humour and always wore a stony expression. The exaggerated professional reputation he enjoyed in life has justly received posthumous re-evaluation.

The new issue of Liberator has landed

The new issue of Liberator has arrived. Now there is just one more printed issue to go. Already you can download this issue free of charge from the magazine's website.

This was a decision we took back in the winter, but it would have been forced on us by Covid-19 and the consequent cancellation of two Liberal Democrat conferences.

In the Radical Bulletin section this time you can: 
  • find analysis of the Thornhill report on the Lib Dem performance in last year's general election ("Every leader ends up in a 'bunker' listening only to a trusted coterie of advisers - Swinson is found to have broken new ground by starting in one.")
  • learn about the "long and tortuous route" to the party's summer leadership election.
  • discover which group of London local parties feel they were told, by the regional campaign, "We'd be delighted if you did well, but not so well that you win."
This evening we shall begin discovering what Lord Bonkers has to say about things.

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Me outside Stiperstones post office in the mid-1990s


Why did I worry? I looked young.

Later. I am pretty sure this is August bank holiday weekend 1994.

Fewer people following lockdown guidance since Dominic Cummings story broke


Fewer people have been following lockdown guidance since the story about Dominic Cummings' excursion to Durham broke.
That is the finding of a survey conducted by academics from De Montfort University in Leicester.

For their research, Professor Edward Cartwright and Dr Jonathan Rose surveyed 1201 people across the UK. The number who admitted they had behaved in ways inconsistent with the government guidance because they did not agree with it had increased from 4 per cent to 9 per cent over the space of the last week.

The researchers say:

"There are two explanations for our findings. It could be that people are more willing to discuss their past breaches of the lockdown or that more people have broken the lockdown in the past week. Either way it will likely undermine attempts to police the restrictions and maintain public support for them. We also found a statistically significant decline in trust for Conservative politicians."