Lord Bonkers' Diary: What Chris Huhne needs

And so another week with Rutland's most popular fictional peer draws to a close.

Sunday

I have heard a lot of people pointing morals over the fall of Chris Huhne. Leave the sermons to the Reverend Hughes: what a chap needs at a time like this is a cake with a file in it.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary...

• Monday: Digging up the Bonkers' Arms car park
• Tuesday: Why Welsh education is the finest in the world
• Wednesday: Nick Clegg unveils his winning tactic
• Thursday: Ming Campbell is brought out of mothballs
• Friday: Buttercup pulls it off
• Saturday: "They’ll never take... our freedom! MOO!"