Monday, April 20, 2015

Lord Bonkers' Diary: My secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing

The end of our latest visit to Rutland's most celebrated fictional peer. I must thank him for the confidence he expresses in me here.

My secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing

I see the Duke of Rutland has had the rozzers crawling over his Estate after one of his employees turned out to be a former Conservative MP with a conviction for caning rent boys.

This shows, I feel, the importance of insisting upon references before offering someone employment. I have every confidence that my own Secretary does not get up to That Sort of Thing.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.

Previously in Lord Bonkers' Diary...
  • Richard III, Twycross Zoo and Foxton Locks
  • "Bomb on the Buses"
  • "My friends just won't leave me alone"
  • Lamb's friends have a lot to answer for
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    1 comment:

    1. Helen Pender21 April, 2015 12:15

      I'm sure he had excellent references. People with those sort of proclivities tend to back one another up.

      That's why we're in the mess we are as regards Janner.

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