A Peterborough United player picks out a teammate. You won't believe what happens next

I have moaned before about the inexorable spread of the high-visibility vest.

The latest group I have seen succumb to this plague are the Scouts. Still they were picking up conkers in the park - obviously a high-risk activity.

This video shows the dangers of this item of clothing. Though, in all honesty, it is more of a warning of the danger of flourescent yellow away strips.