HUGE IF TRUE... News channel claims Donald Trump was born in Pakistan

From British Asian UK:

A Pakistani news channel has ran a story stating Donald Trump was actually born in Pakistan and his real name is Dawood Ibrahim Khan. 

The Neo News anchor maintained a confident tone and a straight face as she told the millions of people who watch the show that the President-elect was born as Dawood Ibrahim Khan in Waziristan in 1954 where he also received his primary education. 

She also claimed that he later lost his parents in a road accident later and was taken to London by a British Indian Army Captain. 

They finally claim that Trump was adopted in 1955 and taken to America. 

It sounds far fetched, but then I have always found the story about Trump's mother being a Gaelic speaker from the Outer Hebrides hard to believe too.

And when I spoke to him this morning, Lord Bonkers was off to the Home for Well-Behaved Orphans to ask Matron to search the records for the relevant period.