Senior Tory MP's diary secretary caught selling sex online is sister of Channel 4 reality TV star

The Daily Mirror wins our Headline of the Day Award.

However, the judges were not impressed by the paper's attempt to turn this into a story about security. I doubt Dominic Raab's diary secretary has been entrusted to with many of the nation's secrets.

As to the suggestion that Raab "has been tipped as a future Prime Minister", one judge suggested the view to me that the only people tipping him are:

• Dominic Raab
• Dominic Raab's mother
• People who have been paid in used bank notes to do so.

I might add that if a newspaper feels it has to pixelate every face in a photograph, it is probably not worth printing it at all.