‘WW2 bomb’ found in Bavarian forest was sex toy, say officials

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A reader tweets me and the Guardian wins our Headline of the Day Award.

Of course, it could have been an unexploded WW2 bomb and a sex toy: 

Lord Bonkers is uncharacteristically reticent about the part he played in defeating Hitler, but I seem to recall some stories along these lines one evening when the Auld Johnston (that most prized of Highland malts) came out.