Mum addicted to tattoos 'forced to watch her children's school play through the window'

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As the judges remarked, it's not a case of "No room at the inn" so much as one of "You're barred".

But didn't the multitude of the heavenly host say "Good will to all men - and women too, if you want to get all woke about it"?

Our Religious Affairs correspondent replies: In a very real sense.