Investigation into how warehouse worker became trapped under hundreds of blocks of cheese is drawing to a close

Once again, the Shropshire Star wins our Headline of the Day Award.

I'm pleased to say the trapped worker walked away unscathed. So I can end with a joke...

"I had a terrible weekend. I went to a wedding, and we were all having our photos taken afterwards when a lorry drove past the church. A huge cheese fell of it, rolled into the churchyard and crushed the photographer.

"We all tried to warn him."