Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Morrissey to sing Eurovision

This has to be the story of the day:

Former Smiths singer Morrissey could represent the UK at the 2007 Eurovision Song Contest, the BBC has confirmed.
As a Liberal England exclusive, we are able to bring you the first draft of his song. Early indications are that he is adapting his style well to the demands of the contest:
The rain falls hard on a humdrum town,
this town has dragged you down.
I'm gonna bounce up and down on my spring!
Do you really think
She'll pull through?
Do you really think
She'll pull through?
Boom, bang-a-bang, I love you!

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