OJ Simpson loses again

Not only as been sent down for 33 years - which seems a bit steep to me - he once ran against Mean Ming Campbell.

As Pandora recalled in the Independent a couple of years ago:

According to Westminster colleagues, Ming's been using the recent furore surrounding OJ Simpson's new book, If I Did It, to wax lyrical about the time he delivered "The Juice" an unceremonious ass-whipping on the running track.

"According to Ming, back in 1967 he raced OJ in both the 100 metres and the 60-yard dash," I'm told. "Apparently, he absolutely destroyed him."