I'm going to be tried for treason for saying this, but a royal wedding still makes idiots of us Britssays the standfirst on Tanya Gold's Guardian article today.
This is, of course, nonsense.
The only way to commit treason in a Guardian article would be to criticise Tony Benn or say you don't agree with comprehensive education.
So far from being a rebel, Gold is being conservative. A column defending a constitutional monarchy would have been braver.