Lord Bonkers' Diary: A party of well-meaning water voles

His lordship would appear to have reached something of an impasse.

Wednesday

The estimate from the Elves of Rockingham Forest proves to be steep and, if one reads the small print, involve the hiring of several JCBs. 

As the efforts of a party of well-meaning water voles come to naught, I drive over to Wing and the cottage of the Wise Woman this afternoon, only to find a notice on her door saying she has “Gone A-Maying”. What are we to do?

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

Earlier this week...

• His spaceport on the outskirts of Thurso
• I have no memory of their Landslide from 1906