The lad's a bit rubbish

Peter Black reminds us that the new Wales manager John Toshack once had something of a career as a poet. He gave us such deathless lines as:

Wales come out in brand new kit
But I don't play cos' I'm not fit.

and

The players will be apprehensive,
But Liverpool! We won't play defensive.

Still, as Professor Tony Curtis from the University of Glamorgan says:

You have got to applaud him - in a very macho lifestyle, he has taken the time to write something.