In recent days, in the course of my exploration of the electric Internet, I have come across a number of more or less veiled references to a supposed dalliance between Mr John Prescott and my old friend Sir Nicholas Winterton.
Let me say with all the authority at my disposal that there is not a scintilla of truth in this scurrilous rumour.
I have urged Sir Nicholas to place the matter in the hands of his solicitor without delay.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Prescott and Winterton
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