Thursday, April 03, 2008
Are you Ken Livingstone's love child?
Increasing numbers of people are discovering that they were fathered by the Mayor of London.If you:
- have a dry sense of humour;
- employ members of obscure Trotskyite groupuscules in responsible positions;
- are fascinated by newts;
If you suspect you are Ken Livingstone's love child, you should seek immediate professional help.
Boris Johnson is 43.


