Shakespeare's seven ages of man as a limerick

The Daily (Maybe) offers a selection of literary classics condensed into limericks.

But he does not include my favourite: Robert Conquest's reworking of Shakespeare's seven ages of man from As You Like It:

First you get puking and mewling,
Then very pissed off with your schooling,
Then fucks and then fights,
Then judging chaps' rights,
Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.

Thanks to Christopher Hitchens.