The Shropshire Star has the latest news:
A trail of bread was used to lure a flock of 6ft birds, which had been running wild in the Shropshire countryside, back to their enclosure.If rheas weren't so gullible they could take over the world.
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A trail of bread was used to lure a flock of 6ft birds, which had been running wild in the Shropshire countryside, back to their enclosure.If rheas weren't so gullible they could take over the world.
5 comments:
Were these Hansel and Gretel rheas?!
But they're still not 6' tall !!!!
They may be now after all that bread.
Wiki says there are Greater and Lesser Rheas, and they can reach 5.6ft (1.7m). Since when did we legalise decimal fractions of a foot?
It also seems that they practice high frequency polygamy.
Why does this news item make me think of mutant llamas?
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