One had searched on Google for "huhne & oxford & radical" and arrived at this posting, which does no more than refer you to a photograph everyone has already seen.
The other charmingly searched for "elephant castle toilets simon hughes" and arrived at my archive for December 2005. That was largely because of this sentence:
The hero is a millionaire who exercises one-elephant rule over a gigantic, moated castle called Homeward.I hope he or she was satisfied.
Later. This weak story was the best the Sun could come up with.