A 100,000ft pole dancer is currently greeting air passengers flying in to Gatwick.100,000 feet? There are 1760 yards in a mile, which makes 5280 feet. So 100,000 feet is nearly 19 miles.
Somehow I doubt the figure of the pole dancer is quite that big.
What do they teach them in schools nowadays?
Later. The story has been mysteriously changed and now reads:
A gigantic pole dancer is currently...
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