LIb Dem HQ in Ealing Southall

FIRST ACTIVIST: [Sighs.]

SECOND ACTIVIST: What's the matter, Tarquin?

FIRST ACTIVIST: I wish I knew where the Liberal Democrat headquarters were in Ealing Southall and how to get there.

SECOND ACTIVIST: Sigh no longer: it's here.

FIRST ACTIVIST: Where?

SECOND ACTIVIST: Here. You just click with your mouse.

FIRST ACTIVIST: How do I click with my mouse? We're on stage.

SECOND ACTIVIST: This doesn't really work as a play, does it?