Goose of the Day

Heart-warming news from the Shropshire Star:

Love is in the air for Colin the Shropshire goose who has found his sweetheart in time for Valentines Day.

Colin, the friendly gander of Whispering Trees Stables in Highley, has finally found his perfect partner - Lucy, from Stretton Westwood, Much Wenlock.

Well done, Colin.

All of which brings to mind the old joke:

My goose comes from Shropshire.

Much Wenlock?

There is now she's met Colin.