Our week at Bonkers Hall continues.Tuesday
One hears a great deal nowadays about people who are “offended” by television programmes.
Well, here at the Hall I have an ingenious device attached to my set. It is called a “twelve-bore shotgun”. If something comes on that I do not like, I simply take aim at the screen and fire one of the barrels (or, in the case of Jonathan Ross, both barrels) and off it goes.
Well, here at the Hall I have an ingenious device attached to my set. It is called a “twelve-bore shotgun”. If something comes on that I do not like, I simply take aim at the screen and fire one of the barrels (or, in the case of Jonathan Ross, both barrels) and off it goes.
If modern viewers are such tender plants, I suggest that it be fitted to every set by the manufacturers.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10.
The week so far
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