Orkney and Shetland
If the Liberal Democrats were to win only one seat at the next election, this would be it.
There is, of course, not the remotest prospect of that happening, but it might be worth sticking half a crown on Alistair Carmichael as our next leader just in case.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West, 1906-10.
Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary