Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Lord Bonkers' Diary: The Revd Hughes has taken refuge in the crypt beneath St Asquith’s

This just in... A report from Rutland as it suffers or enjoys its hottest day in history.

Meadowcroft's not going to like that.

Tuesday

We are all finding our different ways of coping with this damned heat. The Revd Hughes has taken refuge in the crypt beneath St Asquith’s, where he keeps what he claims to be the knee bone of John Locke, but I have Never Been Convinced. Cook is giving out her famous ice cream to all comers on the village green. I, reminded of my time in the Tropics, have donned a solar topee and khaki shorts and am going round shouting at the natives. 

The villagers are taking it in good part, apart from Meadowcroft whom I have had to admonish with my fly whisk.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary

Monday, July 18, 2022

Boris Johnson to hold latest wedding at Bonkers Hall?

You will remember that most scholars now accept that the model for Bonkers Hall is Nevill Holt Hall in Leicestershire.

This makes the Prufrock column in The Times all the more interesting. 

It begins with speculation about who will get a gong in Boris Johnson's Defenestration Honours List:

Westminster types wonder if the Carphone Warehouse co-founder, David Ross, could finally be recognised for his dutiful friendship with the Johnsons. The Grimsby tycoon famously facilitated the couple’s use of a free holiday pad in Mustique, resulting in the PM getting a dressing down by MPs.

Prufrock then continues:

Speculation is swirling that Ross will host their wedding at his Nevill Holt estate in Leicestershire now Chequers is no longer available. It wouldn’t be the first time. Word is Ross lent them...

At that point the paywall kicks in, which is frustrating as I don't suppose that sentence ends "...ten bob to see them through the week".

Nevill Holt, incidentally, used to be a boys' prep school. It closed after a police raid.

There is a website devoted to that scandal, though much of the content comes from comments left on this blog.

Nottinghamshire's speeding police commissioner should resign


Caroline Henry, the Conservative police and crime commissioner for Nottinghamshire, was today convicted of five speeding offences. 

She left court, the Nottingham Post reports, "with a total fine of £2,450, an order to pay a victim surcharge of £190, prosecution costs, and a six-month driving ban".

The five separate offences were committed across the county in only four months and Caroline Henry is the wife of the Tory MP for Broxtowe, Darren Henry.

I have never warmed to elected police and crime commissioners. They are, along with elected mayors and the ever-expanding number of government "tsars", part of a move away from a political system based on compromise between competing interests towards one where strong individuals "bang heads together" and "get things done".

It's no surprise that the PCC role was the idea of the Brexity right of the Conservative Party. It's leading advocates were Douglas Carswell and Daniel Hannan.

Hannan liked to call them "sheriffs". He must have had a cowboy outfit when he was little.

But this is the system we have and it's clear to me that Caroline Henry must resign her role, for which she is paid more than £76,000 a year.

Her damp-eyed pleading that she should not receive a driving ban suggests she intends to cling on, but if she tries she will look ridiculous. 

How can she now have any credibility chairing her new "accountability board" and scrutinising the police?

You may not be surprised to learn that:
On her official PCC website, Henry, listed ensuring an "effective and efficient" police response to speeding as one of her priorities. 
She campaigned for election using the slogan "Make Notts Safe" and promised to "reduce crime with action, not words".
It's time for her to worry less about other's people's behaviour and more about her own. She should resign.

Lord Bonkers' Diary: When Penny and Kemi banged Rishi’s head on the floor

What with one thing and another, there will not be another issue of Liberator until the Liberal Democrat conference in September. When it is published you'll be able to download it free of charge from the magazine's website.

In the mean time, there's a 20-year archive of Liberator back numbers to explore.

But Lord Bonkers was not prepared to wait until September. "This isn't the spirit that won Sutton and Cheam," he remarked. So here we go with another week of the old brute's diary.

Monday

I, for one, am disappointed that tomorrow’s debate between the contenders for the leadership of the Conservative Party has been cancelled. 

I shall have to break the news to the Well-Behaved Orphans when I set down my pen, as they were so looking forward to it. I watched the first debate on my own, but soon grasped that it was intended for a younger audience and had a word with Matron about allowing her charges to watch the second. 

How they booed whenever Liz Truss appeared on screen! (I joined in by calling out "Turncoat!" for all I was worth - I like to improve their vocabulary.) How they yawned when Tom Tugendhat was shown! How they cheered when Penny and Kemi banged Rishi’s head on the floor! 

Indeed, if it weren’t for the intrusive thought that one of the five is bound to become our next prime minister, I should have had my best evening in years.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

A cab ride from Richmond to North Woolwich in 1987


These days North London Trains from Richmond terminate at Stratford. When this driver's-view video of the line was shot in 1987 they turned south there, ran through a largely derelict Docklands and reached the river at North Woolwich.

So we have in the latter part of the video is a portrait of Stratford and Docklands before their redevelopment had begun.

There's fun to be had earlier on too, as the North London line is carried over the Great Western main line at Old Oak Common and the West Coast main line at Willesden Junction.

When I lived in London three or four years before this video was shot, North London line trains didn't get as far as Stratford as they still had their own terminus in the City of London.

I have blogged about Broad Street back in 2007 and last year posted a Jago Hazzard video about it.

Later. Five years ago I posted a video of a steam passenger working from North Woolwich to Palace Gates in 1960. It shows the line between Stratford and North Woolwich in an era when the London docks were still thriving.

The Joy of Six 1063

"We cannot, under any circumstances, repeat the catastrophic mistakes of Thatcher and the Conservatives where whole communities in Wales were destroyed by the closing of industries with no plan to replace them and no plans to reskill the workers who lost their jobs." Jane Dodds is calling on the Welsh government to consider extending its current basic income pilot to workers employed in heavy industries who will be impacted by the transition to a net-zero carbon economy.

Alastair Driver says the government must not water down its funding for Environmental Land Management schemes: "There is absolutely not a 'food crisis' here in the UK. There is, however, a biodiversity crisis and a climate emergency. If we do not take action to tackle them, to use our land for the wider public good, we certainly risk creating a food security crisis for future generations."

Maja Korica offers her manifesto for a more humane academia.

A Twitter thread from Nathan Williams suggests that many who refer to Karl Popper's "Paradox of Tolerance" do not understand his philosophy.

"It might be an overstatement to say that Britain was 'reborn' through a hippy festival in a Somerset field, but in terms of the counterculture realising an 'alternative', the festival has undoubtedly become part of Britain’s cultural make-up. It is now ubiquitous, placing the once rebellious artform of rock music central to mainstream culture." Ben Finlay celebrates the countercultural roots of the Glastonbury Festival.

David Mitchell on why he finds the north coast of Ireland depressing: "With so many abandoned houses, hotels, residential homes and guest houses, the north coast really should be a Hollywood for crime TV ('Protestant noir'?) and low-budget horror movies." 

The Ruts: Babylon's Burning

Chosen because of the weather, the widespread anxiety and my fear that all this will result in riots.

The Ruts reached no. 7 with this in the cooler summer of 1979 and got to appear on Top of the Pops twice.

The first time, according to Wow Vinyl:

A nervous-looking Dave Lee Travis introduced the song with the old-school producers allegedly in a panic behind the scenes fearing it might actually inspire riots.

Friday, July 15, 2022

Lord Bonkers 30 years ago: Talking to the Labour Party

In fact it's slightly more than 30 years ago. I have neglected until now to give an extract from Lord Bonkers' Diary in the June 1992 Liberator (issue 205).

Paddy Ashdown, the Liberal Democrats' leader, had been floating the idea of some sort of electoral arrangement with Labour, so Lord Bonkers took up the suggestion that he talk to their local representatives.

Mikhail Gorbachev appears to have been working as Lord Bonkers' butler in this era as he was at a loose end after the fall of the Soviet Union. And the old boy himself had clearly not consulted the Wise Woman of Wing about the Labour party's prospects in the 1990s.

Wednesday

I normally pay little heed to the local Socialists, other than to tip the village urchins sixpence apiece to pelt them with kitchen refuse. But we have been urged by our leader to find what common ground we may, so, ever loyal, I today invite them to the Hall for a political discussion. 

I begin proceedings by pointing out that, by their proven incompetence in office they have engendered such hostility that the people of Britain are prepared even to suffer another five years of Conservative rule rather than see them returned to power. 

I then point out that, for all their rhetoric about caring, their policies have frequently seen the unfortunate amongst us robbed of their independence and self-respect and held in subtler chains. I conclude by alluding to changes in British society which make it unlikely that they will ever form a government again. 

At this point I have Gorbachev show them out, and am pleased to observe that, quite unbidden by me, the village urchins pelt them as they leave. Such altruistic behaviour gives me great hope for the future.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

We should thank Charles Moore for the fall of Boris Johnson


It seems we have a lot for which to thank Charles Moore. Because the cloud no bigger than a man's hand that presaged the fall of Boris Johnson was the Owen Paterson affair.

As Wikipedia records:
In October 2021, Paterson was found by the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards to have breached paid advocacy rules for making three approaches to the Food Standards Agency and four approaches to the Department for International Development in relation to Randox and seven approaches to the Food Standards Agency relating to Lynn's Country Foods. 
The Commissioner said Paterson had "repeatedly used his privileged position to benefit two companies for whom he was a paid consultant, and that this has brought the house into disrepute" and that "no previous case of paid advocacy has seen so many breaches or such a clear pattern of behaviour in failing to separate private and public interests". 
The Commons Select Committee on Standards recommended Paterson be suspended from the Commons for 30 sitting days.
When the motion to adopt the committee's recommendation was put to the Commons, Andrea Leadsom moved an amendment and Boris Johnson placed a three-line whip on Conservative MPs to support it.

The amendment merely noted the recommendations and set up a select committee to:
give recommendations on whether to give MPs a right of appeal similar to employees, whether to reconsider the case against Paterson, and how the standards rules should be revised to be "compatible with natural justice".
Thanks to the whip, the amendment was passed, though 13 Conservative MPs voted against it and 97 more abstained or contrived to be absent.

There followed an outcry in parliament and the press, with the opposition parties refusing to serve on the new select committee.

As Boris Johnson always does, Boris Johnson backed down. It was announced that the Commons would vote on the standards committee's recommendations after all. Faced with this and a possible recall petition in his North Shropshire constituency, Paterson resigned as an MP. 

Helen Morgan won the resultant by-election for the Liberal Democrats and Boris Johnson was sliding down a very slippery slope.

How did this disastrous idea of ignoring the standards committee get into Johnson's head?

Step forward Charles Moore.

Some say he bent Johnson's ear at a Garrick Club dinner which the prime minister had jetted home to attend. And it's certain Moore published an article on the "hounding of Owen Paterson" in the Telegraph.

But then Moore often does proffer doubtful advice. When William Hague resigned as Tory leader, Moore announced that his replacement should be David Trimble, then the leader of the Ulster Unionists. This, said Trimble, was such a shock to him that he nearly drove off the road when he heard Moore say it on the radio.

When it became clear that Trimble was a nonrunner, Moore came down in favour of Iain Duncan Smith instead. With hilarious consequences

Moore comes from a good Liberal family and there has always been an element of overcompensation about his tweedy, High Church Toryism. It often has little purchase on life as people live it in Britain today.

In his The Strange Death of Tory England - a title that could only have been chosen in 2005 - Geoffrey Wheatcroft writes of Moore's genteel removal from the editor's chair at the Daily Telegraph:
Moore himself said that he was sad to leave, although it meant that he could begin full-time work as Lady Thatcher's official biographer. He added forlornly that the Tories had "been up the creek, the whole time I've been editor"; it did not occur to him that there was any connection.

A walk from Winchester to Canterbury in the spring of 1955

Click on the still above to view this film on the British Film Institute website.

There the blurb runs:

Tighten your laces and pack your mint cake as this one is a bit of a trek. The 120 miles between Winchester and Canterbury pass through some of the south-east England's prettiest towns, villages and pastures. 

Between 1956 and today plenty has changed, but despite the narrator's grumblings about urban encroachment much is timeless. Like a good hike, the film is not a race and takes its time to pause and wonder at its surroundings.

Halfway through the film there are some great scenes of a mass pilgrimage through the streets of Guildford to the site of the new Cathedral. 

The event, which took place on the 4th April 1955, marked the much delayed start of the construction of the nave, and was clearly a celebratory occasion for the town and its surroundings.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Prison contractors want to discharge effluent into Welland tributary


The latest news on proposed second prison outside Market Harborough... 

Wates Construction Ltd, who would be the contractors if the project goes ahead, have applied for permission to discharge a remarkable 8640 cubic metres of "trade effluent" per day into a tributary of the Welland.

If you want to know more it seems you have to contact the Environment Agency to "arrange to see the application documents". Why can't they be online?

That page also gives details on how to lodge an objection to the application.

Remember there is a public meeting to oppose the new "super prison" at the Jubilee Hall, Bowden Lane, Market Harborough, tomorrow at 6.45pm.

And here is Harborough's MP, newly freed from ministerial responsibility, raising the question in the Commons.

I'm glad he's done so, but prison sentences have been getting longer for years. Do we really need them to be longer still?

John Rogers' Sacred City of London Walk

John Rogers takes us on a walk linking a series of churches and sacred sites in the City of London.

John has a Patreon account to support his videos and blogs at The Lost Byway.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Southern Television's dramatisation of T.H. White's The Master


Southern Television, which held the ITV broadcasting licence for the South and South-East of England until the end of 1981, had a reputation in the 1960s for its children's programmes.

Most of these were wiped long ago, including the drama series Mystery Hall, which I think I remember watching in 1967.

But the lost Southern series I really mourn is The Master from 1966, because it was based on a book by T.H. White.

As the blurb on my Puffin edition says:

This is, in some ways, a surprising book to come from the author of The Sword in the Stone and Mistress Masham's Repose, for it is, at first reading, a straightforward thriller.

In fact it's almost a James Bond thriller, in that it involves an evil mastermind bent on world domination. His lair is inside Rockall, a rock in the North Atlantic that Britain claimed two years before The Master was published in 1957. And because it is a children's book he is foiled, not by 007, but by a pair of twins and their dog.

The blurb goes on to suggest that the book

also has the quality of writing and the subtle undertones which made the late T.H. White a superlative story-teller.

The undertones are certainly there, including discussion of the morality of warfare. And the first sentence, enticing and perfectly pitched at its intended audience to be see what a fine writer White is:

It was a blistering day in July, and the swell of the sea was like melted lemonade bottles.

The other evening I discovered a Twitter account dedicated to missing television programmes and run by Sam Czopanser. (I suspect this is a pseudonym as it was the name of a character in a largely lost 1970 science fiction series called The Adventures of Don Quick.) Anyone with an interest in missing TV should follow him.

And in a recent thread Sam included TV Times cuttings on The Master.

There was the full-page feature you can see above, including an overacting John Laurie two years, the two young heroes and the only adult goodie George Baker.

Then there was the cast list from TV Times - the first episode was broadcast on 11 January 1966.


Have a look too at the programme before The Master. Five O'Clock Club featured Alexis Corner, a pioneer of British blues, and an 18-year-old David Essex.

And there was a feature on the making of The Master and on its young stars in particular, which for some reason refuses to appear as large as I would like, so zoom in if you wish.

Adrienne Poster, under the name Adrienne Posta, appeared in films of the 1960s and early 1970s, with Up the Junction being the most notable, and also did a lot of televions and recorded pop singles.

The reference to Paul Guess having already appeared in Oliver! reminded me of Alan Bennett's diary entry, later published in his Writing Home, after auditioning boys for his own play 40 Years On:

Many belong to a species of stage boy, only related to childhood by their small size. All the other attributes of boyhood - youth, gaiety, innocence - have long since gone. Squat creatures, seemingly weaned on Woodbines, they are the boys who have been in Oliver! Lionel Bart has cut a swathe through the nation's youth like the 1914-18 war. They are the new Lost Generation.

Guess can't have suffered too badly, as he was in the cast for the play's first night.

The Great Market Harborough Bungalow Mystery makes the new Private Eye

Rotten Boroughs in the new Private Eye has picked up the story about secrecy at Harborough District Council that I recently mentioned on this blog.

In that post I quoted the Leicester Mercury:

Harborough District Council came under fire last year over a decision to buy a bungalow, in Granville Street, Market Harborough, for £920,000 when property website Zoopla had it valued at an estimated £303,000.

The council said at the time the purchase was to enable an affordable housing development in the area at nearby Naseby Square. An internal audit into the Naseby Square scheme has now been completed but the council is refusing to share the findings with the majority of its elected representatives.

As Private Eye says, it's all very odd.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

The Joy of Six 1062

Lewis Baston looks at the significance of last week's local by-elections in Camden and Hackney: "They show how strong some inner urban communities, inhabited by much-maligned educated professionals and global citizens, can be. There is a fiercely protective local pride in these neighbourhoods."

"In truth, what boarding schools do culturally is 'get rid of the maternal. They were intended to stop all that softness, to turn boys into men and what that means is that masculinity became a hard, disconnected, mean and emotionally vapid way of being in the world.'" Suzanne Zeedyk talks to Neil Mackay about what being sent to boarding school at an early age does to the men who grow up to be our leaders.

Richard Kemp sends a dispatch from the battle to give Liverpool a less centralised system of local government.

What do we know and what should we do about fake news? Matt Bluemink reviews a book by Nick Anstead.

"When Avtar Singh Jouhl arrived in the UK from India in the late 1950s he was taken to the Wagon and Horses in Smethwick. The pub had two smoking rooms, two public bars, and an assembly room. He opened the door to one of the smoking rooms saw that there were only white drinkers there and was told by his friend: the 'Gaffer doesn’t let us drink in that room.'" David Jesudason on the colour bar that once operated in British pubs.

Richard Bratby speak up for the BBC Proms in the face of the annual attacks.

Monday, July 11, 2022

Public meeting to protest against plans for second prison outside Market Harborough

A public meeting to protest against the government's plan to build a second prison outside Market Harborough is being held in the town on Friday15 July.

It takes place at the Jubilee Hall, Bowden Lane, Market Harborough, beginning at 6.45 in the evening.

The plans would see a new "super prison" - Gartree 2 - built next to the existing Gartree prison, which is likely see an increase in capacity.

Campaigners are worried about the pressure this will put on the town's environment and infrastructure.

Harborough District Council councillors turned down the Ministry of Justice's planning application, not wanting a supposed national need for more prison places to overrule the council's local plan.

But the MOJ has lodged an appeal and a public inquiry will be held before the Planning Inspectorate makes its decision.

According to the Leicester Mercury, the campaigners fear that preliminary work has already begun on the site.

GUEST POST Monty Python’s Life of Brian: Were Malcolm Muggeridge and Mervyn Stockwood very naughty boys?

David Grace disproves the theory that two prominent Christian critics of The Life of Brian misunderstood the film because they missed its opening scenes.

In 1979 Monty Python’s Life of Brian was released and I went to see an early-evening performance in the West End. As we left the cinema, I noticed Malcolm Muggeridge and Mervyn Stockwood, the Bishop of Southwark, going in. Funny, I thought. Funny, not their sort of film.

Later that night we tuned into the BBC2 review programme Friday Night, Saturday Morning, in which Muggeridge and Stockwood laid into the film and it was ably defended by John Cleese and Michael Palin.

Muggeridge and Stockwood's refusal to grasp that Brian was not Christ is often attributed to their not having seen the opening scenes, which make this clear. 

Another Python advanced this theory to the Guardian in 2011:

Terry Jones too, remains annoyed by Muggeridge. "It was quite a cheek because he had missed the opening of the film," he said. "They had a good lunch and then arrived late at the viewing theatre that day."

It can't have been a lunch, unless it was an exceptionally good one, but may have been an early dinner. But if that's so, what did they do between when I saw them going in and the start of the film? They would have been in time for the adverts run by Pearl & Dean, let alone the start of the film.

Anyway, later in the film we see Brian at the back of the crowd listening to Jesus giving the Sermon on the Mount. Perhaps Muggeridge and Stockwood had fallen asleep or nipped out for a fag. Perhaps they did not wish to be reassured.

Eleven days later I watched an edition of Not the Nine O'Clock News with a sketch in which a Python-worshipping Alexander Walker (a film critic of the day, played by Mel Smith) laid into the fictional General Synod's Life of Christ. This would have made no sense if I hadn't seen the original debate.

I'm delighted to find that both the Friday Night, Saturday Morning debate and the Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch are available on YouTube. You can see the sketch above.

I thought Muggeridge and Stockwood were pretty awful when I saw the show 43 years ago, but their bigotry and contempt look even worse today.

I admit I had been shocked by the crucifixion scene myself, but the Christian girl I was with had not been at all upset by it. 

What does strike me now is the length of time the review programme was prepared to devote to one subject, impossible in the impatient, ratings-driven world of modern TV.

You can follow David Grace on Twitter.

Man carrying box of Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes told to 'f**k off' after ringing doorbell of random house at midnight asking for milk





It's all kicking off in Swansea. 

So much so that Wales Online has walked away with our Headline of the Day Award.

Llongyfarchiadau! And thanks to a reader for the lead.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

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Tory leadership contest: Shock new video emerges

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