Thursday, April 09, 2015

Charles Dickens on the abolition of non-dom status

People in the City and in the London property market are queueing up to tell us what a disaster the abolition of the non-domiciled tax status would be.

As Charles Dickens showed when writing of Coketown in the first chapter of Hard Times back in 1854, this is nonsense:
The wonder was, it was there at all. It had been ruined so often, that it was amazing how it had borne so many shocks. 
Surely there never was such fragile china-ware as that of which the millers of Coketown were made. Handle them never so lightly, and they fell to pieces with such ease that you might suspect them of having been flawed before. They were ruined, when they were required to send labouring children to school; they were ruined when inspectors were appointed to look into their works; they were ruined, when such inspectors considered it doubtful whether they were quite justified in chopping people up with their machinery; they were utterly undone, when it was hinted that perhaps they need not always make quite so much smoke. 
Besides Mr. Bounderby's gold spoon which was generally received in Coketown, another prevalent fiction was very popular there. It took the form of a threat. Whenever a Coketowner felt he was ill-used - that is to say, whenever he was not left entirely alone, and it was proposed to hold him accountable for the consequences of any of his acts - he was sure to come out with the awful menace, that he would 'sooner pitch his property into the Atlantic.' This had terrified the Home Secretary within an inch of his life, on several occasions. 
However, the Coketowners were so patriotic after all, that they never had pitched their property into the Atlantic yet, but, on the contrary, had been kind enough to take mighty good care of it. So there it was, in the haze yonder; and it increased and multiplied.

2 comments:

Phil Beesley said...

"People in the City and in the London property market are queueing up to tell us what a disaster the abolition of the non-domiciled tax status would be.

As Charles Dickens showed when writing of Coketown in the first chapter of Hard Times back in 1854, this might be a bit weird. More weird than some expect.

But there are no fucking experts queueing up for you. Indulge in non-experts.

Anonymous said...

Ah the subtle tools of moderate language and gentle sarcasm. It is good to know they are still appreciated.