Senior Labour figures channel Monty Python's Piranah brothers

It looks as though Labour have hit upon a promising new strategy - and the Guardian has certainly won our Headline of the Day Award:

Senior Labour figures tell Keir Starmer to stop making mistakes

This sudden intellectual breakthrough reminds me of Monty Python's Piranah brothers:

When the Piranhas left school, they were called up, but were found by an army board to be too mentally unstable, even for national service. Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called The Operation. They would select a victim, and then threaten to beat him up if he paid them the so-called "protection money." 

Moments later, they started another operation, which they called The Other Operation. In this racket, they selected another victim, then threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. 

One month later, they hit upon The Other Other Operation. In this, the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This, for the Piranhas, was the turning point.