Friday, September 02, 2005

News from Shropshire

I am pleased to report that the Shropshire Star is keeping up its high standard of reporting. Try:
North Shropshire firefighters were called in to help "moo-ve" a cow that became stuck after deciding to give milking a miss.
Gnipper is top dog in grrreat town.
Meanwhile, the South Shropshire Journal reports:
If administrators fail in their battle to save embattled trouser manufacturers Walters, south Shropshire could be facing an estimated £2 million loss to its economy.
I always insist on embattled trousers myself. They are so much harder wearing.

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