There was also something about a chap called Oaten, and a detail of that story caught my eye:
"Before one session he rang several times asking if I'd dress up in a football strip for him. He really seemed to enjoy himself that night."This seemed strangely familiar. And, of course, it was because a similar detail appeared in the papers when David Mellor's affair with Antonia de Sancha was revealed in 1992. Only that time it was the politician who was wearing the football kit, leading to the widespread joke that Mellor was one of the few people to score in a Chelsea strip that year.
As Max Clifford is believed to be not unconnected with either of these stories, it makes you wonder who it is who is really entranced by the idea of sex in soccer kit.
For all I know this may be a widespread fetish. Maybe there are lots of people who are turned on by wearing, say, the 1994-5 Rotherham United away strip.
Those who are really unlucky are the lovers moved by Manchester United strips. Imagine how much it must cost to own them all.
4 comments:
I shudder to think how many titles you can get out of Half Man Half Biscuit songs Jonathan!
It is a somewhat worrying tendancy.
Given my rapidly advancing years, I find it increasingly tricky to become excited by anything except my Saints replica shirt. And even that's not working this season. What's to be done, I ask you? Where will it all end? In tears, I warrant.
i was very surprised when I read this article!
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