McDemo's: For when you are too busy to demonstrate yourself

Here is a useful new service from the McDemo's site:

In this busy 24/7 world you often don't get the time to make your voice heard, so isn't it about time you contracted your protesting needs out?

We'll ruin multinationals while you relax with a cocktail by the pool. We'll force MPs from office while you catch up with Desperate Housewives on E4. Let us demonstrate for you!

We provide bespoke or off the peg demonstrations against governments, corporations and occasionally neighbours at a price to suit all pockets. No job to small or too big, from a discrete "boo" to a literally renting a mob, we cater for all your protesting needs!

They offer to undertake two grades of demonstration:

• The Happy Demo: You will get a demonstration of your choice in the designated area of the SOCPA zone, conducted by our experienced staff. We will fill in the paperwork and get permission for your demo from the police. The demo will include a free personalised banner with a choice of slogans negotiated with yourself and our sales team. You will also get a photo of our staff carrying out your demonstration to keep as a beautiful reminder of the day you took on the man, via us.
  
• The Value Demo. For 99p we will do a 30-second demo, complete with slogan and chanting in Parliament Square. Slogans will be written on easy wipe boards and held aloft for 30 seconds. Please note there is no personalised banner or commemorative photo in the Value Demo.

Protest songs is extra.