Ozzy Osbourne to buy Bonkers Hall?

The Survivors of Nevill Holt School Facebook page writes:

David Ross (owner of Carphone Warehouse) brought Nevill Holt for £1.6 million and it is now his country house.

Word on the grape vine is that after Mr Ross's financial downturn he may be selling up to none other than Ozzy Osbourne.

We covered David Ross's financial problems earlier this evening. Nevill Holt is held by most literary scholars to be the model for Bonkers Hall.