Friday, January 07, 2011
Lord Bonkers' Diary: Phoning for Lembit
I spend the day phoning up to vote for Lembit to be buried alive with deadly scorpions, but they put some ghastly woman who keeps fainting on the screen instead.
Previously at Bonkers Hall...
Monday: Lembit in the jungle
Tuesday: Not Terribly Bright middle-class children
Wednesday: Oh, those Russians!
Thursday: Desert Island Discs