Monday, November 07, 2016
Lord Bonkers' Diary: The fake fake sheikh
I spend the day at the offices of the High Leicestershire Radical, the newspaper which publishes my weekly column and of which I happen to be sole owner and proprietor.
There I learn some worrying news about my chief investigative reporter, an intrepid Arab fellow known to one and all at the paper as the ‘fake sheikh’: he confides that he really is a sheikh. How the Press Council will view my employing a fake fake sheikh I hate to think.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10.
Earlier this week in Lord Bonkers' Diary: