Reform UK pledged to remove all low-traffic neighbourhoods from the council areas it took control of on 1 May. It turns out that none of these areas has any.
What with this and Reform councillors' refusal to attend non-existent training courses, I'm reminded of Sir Mortimer Chris and his campaign against the evil pixies that were the cause of unemployment in Britain.
Get rid of those evil pixies! Bring in the fairies with their machine guns, that'll finish em!
ReplyDeleteOr you could engage the Elves of Rockingham Forest (but check their invoice before you pay it).
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