Headline of the Day

Well done to our old friend the Ludlow & Tenbury Wells Advertiser:

Man falls out of tree into a ditch in Ludlow

I hope is is OK: the report goes on to say it is "unclear what his injuries were".

Later. A strong second is this happier tale from the Rutland Times:

Cat rescued from tree in Oakham

Even later. And then from BBC Scotland comes:

'Oldest sheep' dies after falling off cliff