Monday, September 21, 2015

Lord Bonkers' Diary: As our Lord said (and I think rightly)

And so another week at Bonkers Hall draws to a close. If you wish to know more about the old brute, read Twenty Years of Lord Bonkers.


Walking by the shore this morning I see that a craft loaded to the gunwales (whatever they are) with people has run aground in the shallows. It turns out that the passengers have made their way from Syria risking gunfire, high explosives and the Rutland Water Monster. Naturally, I give orders for them to be put up at the Hall.

As our Lord said (and I think rightly): "And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise."

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.

Previously in Lord Bonkers' Diary...

Tuesday: Straight Outta Nick Compton
Wednesday: "Row Splits Liberal Party"
Thursday: Paying our respects to Stephen Lewis
Friday: On the even side of the street
Saturday: Freddie and Fiona OBE
Sunday: A prayer for Tim Farron

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