Showing posts with label A Useful Fiction quiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Useful Fiction quiz. Show all posts

Sunday, September 21, 2014

The English question and the whale in the bathtub



The West Lothian question should not trouble a Conservative over much. Why overturn a constitutional arrangement that works in the name of abstract principles like ‘fairness’ or ‘justice’? That’s the sort of folly that Liberals and Radicals go in for.

But David Cameron had to act on it and act quickly. Because today large parts of the Conservative Party are hardly Conservative at all. The brighter among them do care about abstract principles, but most are Angry White Men who believe the disappointments of their lives and the failings of British society are the fault of Europe or the Scots or some other group institution or group.

It is from this latter group that most Conservative activists and increasing numbers of their backbench MPs are drawn. Such people believe the Scots already get more than their fair share from the English taxpayer – hence the imperative on Cameron to be seen to offer the English something once he had decided to issue a pledge in an attempt to buy off the Yes campaign in the Scottish referendum.

And if he hadn’t acted, not only would his own party have been in revolt against him, Nigel Farage would likely have emerged as the champion of the disaffected English.

So it looks as if we are to have English votes for English laws. In theory this is a fair reform, but the practical problems are that it will either make no difference (that would be the situation in most parliaments) or that it would lead to the UK being governed by one party and England by another and prove to be unworkable.

So, much as the idea of an English parliament meeting in York appeals, I cannot see it as a sensible option. Nor am I attracted by the idea of artificial English regions, each with its own assembly and capital.

I agonised about these problems in a book review in Liberal Democrat News a few years ago:
What to do about England in the new devolved United Kingdom is a question that will not go away. A Useful Fiction quotes Anthony King’s description of the country under the current settlement as “a huge whale in a small bathtub”, and without the counterbalance that the new parliaments offer in Scotland and Wales, it is England that has suffered most from the demise of local democracy. 
The traditional Liberal answer is to call for assemblies to be set up in the English regions, but I do not find this attractive. There are problems on agreeing where the boundaries should be drawn and the inconvenient fact that on the only occasion when plans for an assembly were put to the public (in the North East in 2004), they were voted down decisively. 
More than that, the regional system Labour has set up acts like a shadow, unelected variety of local government that makes it easier for Whitehall to force new infrastructure projects through in the force of popular opposition.
Perhaps the real problem is that English regional government appeals to those who do not feel comfortable with Englishness at all. Many on the liberal-left who are indulgent to Celtic nationalism still fear that England is too big and too irredeemably Tory to be allowed a modern constitutional form. They would rather see English identity hobbled by a collection of smaller assemblies.
If we are not to have an English parliament or a comprehensive system of regional government, then we shall have to learn to live with a looser solution where large cities and counties that want more power are given it and those that do not continue under a regime much like the one that exists at present. At the very least, we are going to have to give up the expression ‘postcode lottery’.

And as for coming to terms with Englishness, I commend a Spectator article by Nick Cohen:
The danger for Labour is that it could find itself portrayed as the enemy of the English. It is a novel position for the party. Most Labour politicians are wary of the left intelligentsia – and vice versa – and know the dangers of the electorate thinking them unpatriotic. But patriotism is changing. It is not enough for a political party to show that it loves Britain; it has to show that it loves each of its constituent parts. For Labour, the only national party with strong roots in England, Wales and Scotland, the balkanisation of Britain, represents a moment of danger. 
The question now is no longer: does Labour love Britain? But does Labour love England? Maybe not enough to allow fair treatment for the English electorate.  Labour is giving every indication that it will not accept English votes for English laws. It wants to devolve more powers to English cities and regions, as do the Conservatives and Liberal Democrats.  But it is not contemplating a federal Britain, and is refusing to cooperate with David Cameron’s attempts to answer the English question. 
I sympathise with its reasons. I don’t want to see Welsh and Scottish politicians excluded from English life, not least because they are the men and women most likely to forward left wing interests. I hate the prospect of the petty, almost racist, populism of the Scottish nationalists spreading south. But my Britain is going or gone. The Labour Party cannot expect others to stand by an archaic system, rigged for the left’s benefit.
Who will benefit from the new system born from Salmond’s populism and the panic of the leaders of the UK parties in the face of it remains to be seen. But that is the battle we must now fight.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Welcome to England Left Forward

Reviewing the late Patrick Hannan's book A Useful Fiction: Adventures in British Democracy for Liberal Democrat News last summer, I wrote:

What to do about England in the new devolved United Kingdom is a question that will not go away. A Useful Fiction quotes Anthony King’s description of the country under the current settlement as “a huge whale in a small bathtub”, and without the counterbalance that the new parliaments offer in Scotland and Wales, it is England that has suffered most from the demise of local democracy.

The traditional Liberal answer is to call for assemblies to be set up in the English regions, but I do not find this attractive. There are problems on agreeing where the boundaries should be drawn and the inconvenient fact that on the only occasion when plans for an assembly were put to the public (in the North East in 2004), they were voted down decisively.

More than that, the regional system Labour has set up acts like a shadow, unelected variety of local government that makes it easier for Whitehall to force new infrastructure projects through in the force of popular opposition.

Perhaps the real problem is that English regional government appeals to those who do not feel comfortable with Englishness at all. Many on the liberal-left who are indulgent to Celtic nationalism still fear that England is too big and too irredeemably Tory to be allowed a modern constitutional form. They would rather see English identity hobbled by a collection of smaller assemblies.

So I was pleased to see a guest post on Lib Dem Voice today by Dave Dyke of the England Left Forward network.

Dyke writes that he has set up the network for two reasons:

The first is to provide a space for those of us on the Left, whether progressives, socialists, social democrats, liberals or greens, to articulate, debate and resolve the various aspects of the English Question; in particular with respect to providing England with a legitimate political voice.

The second is to identify a vision for the various aspects of England and Englishness that is not nationalistic in nature, but draws on the experience and contributions of all who engage in the debate. A vision that also incorporates the values of individual freedom, equality of opportunity, and a fair and just society based on the rule of law. For England is a country; it is not a colour, a race or a religion.

You can read more about England Left Forward on its own website.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Patrick Hannan

Earlier this year I ran a quiz with copies of Patrick Hannan's book A Useful Fiction as prizes. I also reviewed it for Liberal Democrat News.

Patrick Hannan died on Sunday and the Daily Telegraph as an obituary.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Book Review: A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan

I recently ran a quiz with a couple of copies of Patrick Hannan's A Useful Fiction: Adventures in British Democracy as prizes. Today I review the book in Liberal Democrat News.

A Useful Fiction: Adventures in British Democracy
Patrick Hannan
Seren, 2009, £9.99

Some books lead you on a brisk climb to a summit from which you can admire the facts and arguments marshalled below. This is not one of those books. Instead, Patrick Hannan takes you for an enjoyable stroll in the country. In his company you do not so much ascend peaks of knowledge as wander amongst them, here and there having an interesting feature of the landscape pointed out to you.

The theme of his ramble is the future of Britain, taking into account the changes wrought by the half-hearted constitutional revolution of the early Blair years. In his eleven chapters Hannan looks at the concept of ‘Britishness’, Northern Ireland after the Good Friday Agreement, the new parliaments in Edinburgh and Cardiff, the impact of the European Union and much else.

He is never less than interesting and sometimes brilliant, but these qualities are rarely deployed to make a sustained case. So Hannan is right to say that the furore over ‘cash for peerages’ was ultimately beside the point: the real scandal was that the prime minister is allowed to appoint people to the second chamber. He is surely wrong to say that Twenty20 will oust test cricket as the premier form of the game – and what is such a digression doing in the book anyway?

Even his entertaining character assassination of Prince Charles – “He often seems very like the persona created by the great comedian Tony Hancock, someone whose abilities always left him short of his aspirations in, for instance, intellectual matters, and who subsided into a state of truculent pique at each failure” – is ultimately beside the point. It would be a dull monarchist who based his case on the personal qualities of the current heir.

So, inspired by Hannan, let me lie back... sorry, let me go on a ramble and think of England.

What to do about England in the new devolved United Kingdom is a question that will not go away. A Useful Fiction quotes Anthony King’s description of the country under the current settlement as “a huge whale in a small bathtub”, and without the counterbalance that the new parliaments offer in Scotland and Wales, it is England that has suffered most from the demise of local democracy.

The traditional Liberal answer is to call for assemblies to be set up in the English regions, but I do not find this attractive. There are problems on agreeing where the boundaries should be drawn and the inconvenient fact that on the only occasion when plans for an assembly were put to the public (in the North East in 2004), they were voted down decisively.

More than that, the regional system Labour has set up acts like a shadow, unelected variety of local government that makes it easier for Whitehall to force new infrastructure projects through in the force of popular opposition.

Perhaps the real problem is that English regional government appeals to those who do not feel comfortable with Englishness at all. Many on the liberal-left who are indulgent to Celtic nationalism still fear that England is too big and too irredeemably Tory to be allowed a modern constitutional form. They would rather see English identity hobbled by a collection of smaller assemblies.

Yes, Patrick Hannan makes you think, and these days I prefer rambles to route marches. He is an engaging walking companion, which means anyone with an interest in the British constitution will find something to enlighten, to entertain or to argue with in A Useful Fiction.

Jonathan Calder

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

A Useful Fiction quiz: Liveblogging the results

20:38
You join me in The Bonkers' Arms, where the two winners of the latest Liberal England prize quiz will soon be drawn.

Meadowcroft is in his usual corner, Lord Bonkers is holding court in the snug and - since you ask - mine is a pint of Smithson & Greaves Northern Bitter.

20:44
I should probably emphasise that, following our unfortunate experience with electronic systems last time, the two winning entries will be drawn from Lord Bonkers' second-best top hat.

20:51

Apparently we are waiting for a game of darts to finish before the draw can take place. It is being played to Rutland rules, of course.

And those poison tips certainly make for a lively contest!

21:00

While we are waiting, there is a chance for me to give you the results of the quiz.

1. After whom is the Barnett formula named?

Joel Barnett, now Lord Barnett, who was Chief Secretary to the Treasury between 1974 and 1979.

2. Who wrote?:

We are bought and sold for English gold -
What a parcel of rogues in a nation.
Robbie Burns.

3. In which year did the people of North East England vote against the establishment of a regional assembly in a referendum?

2004.

4. Who said of Enoch Powell?:
"Poor Enoch! Driven mad by the remorselessness of his own logic."

Iain Macleod.

5. Which MP is currently 326th in the line of succession to the British throne?

Ian Liddell-Grainger.

Congratulations to everyone who got all five right.

21:06

Good news: the darts match is over. A narrow win for a team of pygmy tribesmen from the upper Welland valley over Bonkers' Arms II there.

The draw will take place shortly.

21:11

The winning entries are being folded and placed in the hat.

In a charming move, the draw will not be made, not by Lord Bonkers, but by one of the Well-Behaved Orphans.

What a pretty little thing she is! And such nimble fingers!

No wonder she captains the orphanage three-card brag team.

21:13

So here we go.

The first winner is...

21:15

I believe it is now the done thing to leave a painfully long pause in such circumstances.

21:16

Anyway, the first winner is:

Dewi Harries

21:18

And the second winner is:

Geoff Dagger from Blackburn.

21:20

Congratualtions to the winners, commiserations to the losers and thank you all for entering.

The good news is that I should have another prize quiz soon - one for the film fans amongst you.

With that it is good night from The Bonkers' Arms.

My A Useful Fiction quiz has now closed



Thank you to everyone who entered. The two winners will be drawn this evening at a simple ceremony held at The Bonkers' Arms.

Good luck!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Final call for the latest Liberal England book quiz

My latest quiz closes at 23:59 this evening (Tuesday 7 July).

To win a copy of A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan just e-mail me the answers to the five questions below:
  1. After whom is the Barnett formula named?

  2. Who wrote: "We are bought and sold for English gold -/What a parcel of rogues in a nation"?

  3. In which year did the people of North East England vote against the establishment of a regional assembly in a referendum?

  4. Who said of Enoch Powell: "Poor Enoch! Driven mad by the remorselessness of his own logic."

  5. Which MP is currently 326th in the line of succession to the British throne.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Win A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan

My latest quiz closes at 23:59 on Tuesday 7 July. To win a copy of "A Useful Fiction" by Patrick Hannan just e-mail me the answers to the five questions below:
  1. After whom is the Barnett formula named?

  2. Who wrote: "We are bought and sold for English gold -/What a parcel of rogues in a nation"?

  3. In which year did the people of North East England vote against the establishment of a regional assembly in a referendum?

  4. Who said of Enoch Powell: "Poor Enoch! Driven mad by the remorselessness of his own logic."

  5. Which MP is currently 326th in the line of succession to the British throne.

To whet you appetite, Heresy Corner has a review of the book:

This book is more of a jaunt through the ironies of modern Britain rather than a coherent argument - which makes for an entertaining read ("a running commentary") if a slightly inconclusive one.

He's a sharp observer and has some good stories to tell. On page 91, for example, on Gordon Brown's apparent transition from dull but competent Chancellor to failing Prime Minister: "I was told by someone who knew the government intimately that, in fact, he had been useless all along but at the Treasury his more able advisers had seen to it that he didn't get into trouble".

And I enjoyed Hannan's tale of an encounter with Peter Hain, out of office following his failure properly to record campaign donations, which "felt as though I'd somehow stepped into a bereavement".

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Reminder: Win A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan

Remember there is another Liberal England book quiz taking place.

Just e-mail me the answers to the five questions below and you could win one of the two copies that are up for prizes.

First, you may be interested in a review of the book just published on A Pint of Unionist Lite:
"A Useful Fiction" is an attempt to analyse post-devolution Britain, the structures set in place at the end of the 90s and how they have affected the social, economic, cultural and political make-up of the United Kingdom. He sets himself a range of questions, for example- the effects of devolution on central government’s ability to run the nation, is an overhaul of Barnett overdue and is "independence" worth having if it entails becoming poorer to achieve it".
Anyway, here are the questions:
  1. After whom is the Barnett formula named?

  2. Who wrote: "We are bought and sold for English gold -/What a parcel of rogues in a nation"?

  3. In which year did the people of North East England vote against the establishment of a regional assembly in a referendum?

  4. Who said of Enoch Powell: "Poor Enoch! Driven mad by the remorselessness of his own logic."

  5. Which MP is currently 326th in the line of succession to the British throne.

The quiz closes at 23:59 on Tuesday 7 July 2009.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Quiz: Win A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan

As promised, here is the new Liberal England prize quiz. This time there are two copies of Patrick Hannan's new book A Useful Fiction: Adventures in British Democracy to be won.

Just e-mail me the answers to the following five questions:


  1. After whom is the Barnett formula named?


  2. Who wrote:

    "We are bought and sold for English gold -
    What a parcel of rogues in a nation."


  3. In which year did the people of North East England vote against the establishment of a regional assembly in a referendum?


  4. Who said of Enoch Powell:

    "Poor Enoch! Driven mad by the remorselessness of his own logic."


  5. Which MP is currently 326th in the line of succession to the British throne.


Entries close at 23:59 on Tuesday 7 July 2009 and the winners will be drawn by Lord Bonkers (despite my experience last time).

This quiz is not open to employees of the Bonkers Hall Estate, nor to current or former inmates of the Bonkers' Home for Well-Behaved Orphans.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Coming soon: A chance to win A Useful Fiction by Patrick Hannan

It's time for another Liberal England quiz.

This time there are two copies of Patrick Hannan's new book A Useful Fiction: Adventures in British Democracy as prizes.

The questions will be posted on this blog within a couple of days.