Take this news report:
Boris's Lib Dem apponent goes to Crewe to give supportOh dear:
The Liberal Democrat's Parliamentary Candidate for the Henley constituency that includes Thame, has travelled to Crewe to support Tamsin Dunwoody, his party's candidate in today's by-election.
Stephen Kearney is the Liberal Democrat candidate for the expected Henley by-election...
- Stephen Kearney can hardly be Boris's apponent - or even Boris's opponent - because the by-election will be called when Boris resigns as MP for Henley.
- Tamsin Dunwoody, as any fule kno, is the Labour candidate in Crewe and Nantwich.