Bigger than Kim Kardashian’s bottom
I wrote all the above yesterday, and will confess that I spent the night tossing and turning. How would my piece be received in Fleet Street?
I need not have worried. This morning I received an excited telephone call from the organ. I won’t pretend to understand everything that was said, but the gist of it was they had published it on the electric internet under the title: “We asked a Liberal Democrat peer to tell us how his party can be revived: You won’t believe what happened next!”
Not only that: it appears I have “broken the interweb”. I was about to apologise, but it transpired this was a good thing and that I am “bigger than Kim Kardashian’s bottom”.
And that, I think we can agree, dear reader, is Very Big Indeed.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West 1906-10
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