Thursday, April 03, 2008

Are you Ken Livingstone's love child?

Increasing numbers of people are discovering that they were fathered by the Mayor of London.

If you:
  • have a dry sense of humour;
  • employ members of obscure Trotskyite groupuscules in responsible positions;
  • are fascinated by newts;
you may have been too.

If you suspect you are Ken Livingstone's love child, you should seek immediate professional help.

Boris Johnson is 43.

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