Monday
Eventually, even the humiliation of one’s enemies palls, and I am no longer watching that extraordinary new series of Hancock’s Half Hour set in the jungle. (Besides, have you seen the price of telephone calls these days?)
Nevertheless, I still maintain that no camel could have sacrificed his penis in a finer cause than making Matt Hancock feel thoroughly sick. Did you know the man has left a wife and three children, one of them adopted?
That’s why I would never allow one of the Well-Behaved Orphans to be taken into the household of a Conservative Cabinet minister. However, if you are not a Tory bigwig then you are welcome to email your enquiry to sales@homeforwellbehavedorphans.rut.
Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South West, 1906-10.
2 comments:
This excerpt from the Matt Hancock diaries must have been stolen from Adrian Mole:
"I smell a rat here. It is more than the usual red tape, incompetence and bureaucracy. That’s expected! I believe there is corruption here at the highest levels."
A bit of a pr_ck eats a bit of a pr_ck. Pretty much sums up the 'honourable' member, so to speak.
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