The quietest post office under the sun

It's nice to see a report about a post office opening for a change. The Shropshire Star says:

A south Shropshire village has celebrated the opening of its new post office.

Customers were given free sweets by Clun sub postmistress Janet Bradbury at the new branch in Church Street.

We asked A. E. Housman to carry out some market research:

Clunton and Clunbury
Clungunford and Clun,
Are the quietest places
Under the sun.

Damn.