Monday, March 25, 2013

Headline of the Day features pyrotechnic squirrel

The Romford Recorder wins with:

House fire started by a squirrel disrupts funeral procession through Romford

1 comment:

Squirrel Nutkin said...

As an indigenous squirrel I was initially keen to follow our leader's shabby attempt to channel the darker side of Essex man and his ilk by shouting "It was them grey immigrants wot done it - if only they had paid a grand up front for the privilege" (I may have missed some of the subtle intricacies of the latest development in liberal thinking)

But then my rodent brain got distracted by the apparent active involvement of the "deceased and former Havering councillor Alby Tebbutt".

Careful re-reading showed me that Essex is probably not actually infested by shotgun-brandishing zombies, but perhaps someone could reassure me that it would be reliably possible to tell such creatures apart from the average Tory councillor in the county.