Do not crush beer cans between your breasts

From The West Australian:

A Pinjarra barmaid who crushed beer cans between her breasts and hung spoons from her nipples has been fined, along with a second barmaid and the bar manager, with breaching the terms of their liquor licence ...

A Peel Police District spokesman said the result sent a clear message to all licensees in Peel that this type of behaviour would not be tolerated in licensed premises.

I hope you have all received that message loud and clear.