Tuesday, July 28, 2009

How Big Brother will end

Good news for those of us hope Western civilisation may yet be saved. The Guardian website reports that the current series of Big Brother is the least watched of any of its 10 seasons so far.

My hope is that the series will do so badly that Endemol, the company that produces it, will go out of business before it is over. This will leave the remaining housemates marooned, waiting for supplies of food that never arrive.

This way, Big Brother will end with starvation and cannibalism being beamed out to the world, but there will be no one left who is interested enough to watch it.

1 comment:

Jane said...

Who is the bloke in the hat?

I tried watching Big Brother once, just to see what it was all about. Nothing happened for about 30 minutes -- it was like watching paint dry, so I'm still mystified.