Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Lord Bonkers' Diary: The first Lady Bonkers at the wheel

This is the end of our latest visit to Bonkers Hall, but stand by for an exciting announcement from Rutland most popular fictional peer.

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The first Lady Bonkers at the wheel
Some years ago, a police constable called at the Hall to tell me that there had been a complaint lodged against me. One of my motors had burst through a farmyard gate scattering the chickens, narrowly missed the farmer as the driver shouted “Get out of the way, you damned fool!” and then made its escape by ploughing through a hedge and racing across a field of newly planted wheat.

I explained that it had been the First Lady Bonkers who had been driving and he went away entirely satisfied.

Lord Bonkers was Liberal MP for Rutland South-West 1906-10

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