I grant that he is no longer wandering a strangely timeless East Midland landscape with the Elves of Rockingham Forest, but I remain to be convinced that he is yet pointing the way to a Liberal Democrat return to office.
Those nuns were the authors of their own misfortune
When I set out on this odyssey I swore that I would not spend time in a zoo, having unhappy memories of the Bonkers Hall Safari Park and its sudden closure. (I still maintain that those nuns were the authors of their own misfortune.)
I am, however, glad that I changed my mind upon reaching the West Country: this gorilla costume is warm in the autumn evenings and I have always been fond of bananas.
The neighbours are charming too - the elephants are happy to trade buns for bananas, I have been invited to take tea with the chimpanzees next Tuesday and I have already signed up two giraffes as Liberal Democrat members.
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Even if we are not getting a return of Lord Bonkers, at least his county is getting recognition at last: https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2021/oct/04/a-county-for-taste-cycling-around-rutland-englands-secret-foodie-heartland
I would certainly eat grey squirrel, particularly if it included those members of the species that regularly pillage my bird feeders.
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