Sunday, January 09, 2011

Lord Bonkers Diary: The first phone in Rutland

The days just fly past. Another week at Bonkers Hall draws to a close.


On returning from Divine Service at St Asquith’s, I glance at yesterday’s post. It is just as I thought: the mobile telephone company does not know what it is doing. The bill is far too high!

These people would do well not to underestimate me, for I was the first person in Rutland to have a telephone (it never rang, because no one else had one, but you take my point).

Previously at Bonkers Hall...

Monday: Lembit in the jungle
Tuesday: Not Terribly Bright middle-class children
Wednesday: Oh, those Russians!
Thursday: Desert Island Discs
Friday: Phoning for Lembit
Saturday: Evan Harris on the island

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