Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Lembit Opik, pop impresario

A story in The Packet begins:
It was a case of being in the right 'plaice' at the right time for the daughter of Porthleven fish and chip shop owner Roland Lowery when she bumped into former MP turned ex Mr Cheeky Girl Lembit Obik.
It turns out that  the former MP for Montgomeryshire is promoting "Southampton starlet" Rosie Anne Storer, soon (she and Lembit hope) to be better known as Rozii Chaos.

And Lembit liked the image of Rosie Lowery, the daughter of the Porthleven chip magnate, so he has recruited her to help style Ms Chaos.

What could possibly go wrong?

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